Not long ago my favorite cartoonist decided to insert himself into his own cartoon. I thought this was a really cool idea. I had written a lot of true stories about myself, and a lot of fiction, but never before had I written a fictional story about myself.
So here it is, a work of fiction, starring loveable old PlumpLvr.
Sometimes working with computers can be a bitch. Here I was, working on a Saturday night, on a three day weekend at that. Whoops, just looked at the clock, I guess technically it's Sunday now, it's almost 2 am on the wall clock. Even the guards have gone home, leaving the building to the automatic door locks.
Why was I here? Well, we were putting a new computer system in place, and had to convert the data from the old system to the new.
Further, none of the whiny ass users wanted to do without their
precious data during the day, so yours truly got stuck working
overnight, during a three day weekend to get it all done. The only
bright spot was Cyndi. On this project Cyndi had been assigned to work
with me, and she was here at the office tonight to do a quick user test
when I get it all done. Cyndi is an attractive woman, to me anyway.
About my age, she has short thick black hair that frams a pretty face.
Light hazel eyes, cute perky nose, and dick sucking lips that drive me
nuts. Her breasts are not huge, probably about a C cup, but her nipples
are perpetually perky. Drives me nuts seeing her nipples straining at
her thin blouses. Her hips are quite wide, her butt is plump and round.
Cyndi has frequently found excuses to bend over, shoving her ass in my
face. Her belly isn't huge, but she definately carries quite a few
extra pounds. Did I mention Cyndi is a terrible flirt? Yes, despite the
fact that she is married, as am I, she is constantly flirting with me.
Giving me looks, bending over so I could "accidentally" see down her
blouse (a couple of times she'd been braless), making suggestive
comments that could be taken as downright dirty if you were in the
right frame of mind (which I usually was). She's a "toucher" too. Her
hands often rested on my arm or knee when she bent in to tell me
something. Sometimes she stands behind me to look at the computer, her
tits pressed into the back of my neck. Oh, and how could I forget the
time we were meeting in the conference room. She hopped onto the
conference table, sitting beside my laptop wearing a very short skirt.
Her legs began to spread "absentmindedly" giving me peeks up her plump
thighs and getting just a hint of pussy. No, friends, she wasn't
wearing panties that day. So that's why I was glad she was here
tonight, I was hoping she'd be working here beside me, giving me more
peeks and glances. For some reason though, she decided to work at her
cube on the other side of the building floor. I had hit a long, boring
spot. For the last six hours I had been babysitting the computer. Not
having anything else to do, I had turned on my personal laptop and was
working on a few of my stories. After about an hour of that, I had
decided it was time for a break, which brings you up to the present. I
got up from my prison cell, oops I mean cubical, and decided to go see
what Cyndi was up to. I had kicked off my shoes, so my footsteps were
pretty quiet. The floor's over head lights had switched to night mode,
meaning only one in eight lights were turned on. Kind of left a soft,
romantic light to the floor. If you find softly lit office furniture to
be romantic that is. As I approached her cube, I heard a moaning noise.
Also the sound of something squishy or wet. Hmm. I stopped outside her
cube, behind her back wall listening. Yup, definite moaning type noises
here. Being six foot four, I had no problems seeing over the top of
these five foot cube walls. Using my height to my perverted advantage,
I carefully peered over the top. My eyes bugged out and tongue dropped
to the floor with what I saw. Cyndi was sitting in her chair, leaned
back. Her pants and panties were off, legs spread and her left hand
between them. Shirt pulled up, her tits hung free and with her right
hand she was pinching her nipples. She was intently reading some papers
on the desk. I thought about getting naked myself, but thought the
shock might cause her to freak. Since I like my job, this weekend not
withstanding, I decided to just surprise her. Tip toeing up behind her,
I said "I'm glad you're doing that, I sure wanted to." Cyndi let out a
yelp, and pulled her shirt down, trying to cover up. She was
stammering, not sure of what to say. "Hey hey, it's OK." I patted her
naked knee as I sat in the visitors chair. "No biggie, we all do it."
Cyndi blushed. "Um, yeah, I guess. So, you really don't mind? I mean,
you won't like..." "Tell?" She nodded. I reached over and patted her
knee again reassuringly. "No. It's our secret, just between you and me.
Frankly I thought it was pretty sexy." This seemed to satisfy her,
because she perked up. Her body relaxed, and she leaned back in her
seat. "So," I inquired, "what'ca readin?" "OH, some really awesome
stories I printed out at home. There's this guy on the internet who
writes stories about... well us oversized gals." "Oh hey, I read a lot
of those. I think BBW's are really sexy! Who wrote 'em?" "Some guy
called PlumpLvr. Every hear of 'em?" It was all I could do to not to
bust a gut grinning. "I'm a huge fan of his!" I told her. "I have all
his stories." "Really!?" she asked very excited. "There's one or two
that he mentions in his stories that I don't have. Do you think you
could give me a copy?" "Sure, they're back at my laptop, let's go to my
cube and I'll get them for you." Cyndi must have been excited, as she
hopped right up and headed to my five by five piece of heaven, leaving
her pants behind. I followed her, entranced by her plump naked ass, my
cock straining in my pants. When we got to my cube I pulled up the
directory of stories and told her to pick one. She did, and I read it
to her. As I did, I noticed her leaning back, her hand had once again
slipped back to her crotch, her other hand up her shirt. When I got
done, she said "Oh damn that was great. Hey, you know, it's like um...
Ok with me if you want to uh..." "Masturbate?" She nodded. "I'm almost
naked." she said. "I think it's only fair you should be too." "OK, one
one condition then. We both get totally naked. And you read the next
story." I guess she agreed, as she stood up, pulled her shirt over her
head, and gave a little swirl. "You like?" she asked. In response I
stood and stripped down myself. Pointing at my throbbing cock I replied
"What do you think?" Giggling she sat down and picked another story,
reading it with one eye while staring at my cock with the other. For
the next hour or so we went back and forth, reading my stories and
getting really worked up. It was her turn to read the next tale, and
she picked one I hadn't completed yet. She began reading, then she got
to the point where I'd stopped. "Hey, what gives, it's only half here."
"That's because I haven't finished it yet." "You haven't finished it?
But... I mean... it's a PlumpLvr story." She was confused for a moment,
then her face changed as the realization of what I said sunk in. "You
mean you... he... you're... him?" I nodded. "Yup. Guilty." I got a
little scared when the look on her face switched from astonishment to
pure, savage lust. Cyndi licked her lips then slid to the floor on
front of me. On her knees, she leaned in and began sucking my cock.
Cyndi was good too, knowing just how far to push me before backing off.
After about fifteen minutes she stopped, leaning back with a long line
of spit momentarily going from my cock to her lips. Drool saturated her
chin, neck and breasts leaving them shiny in the dim light of my desk
lamp. As she stood I got my first good look at her pussy, seeing it in
it's shaved, plump glory. "Baby, I'm gonna rock your world!" She
climbed into my lap, her legs going to either side of my chair, her
cunt lowering itself onto my erect prick. "Are you sure you..." I began
to ask, but she cut me off. "Sure, hell yes I'm sure. I've wanted to
FUCK you for years now, I've jilled off so many times dreaming about
it." Her body shuddered as she slid down my shaft until it was
completely buried inside her cunt. "Oh gawd that is soooo good." Cyndi
began bouncing up and down on me, moaning. Her hands were running
through my hairy chest. "Oh baby you are such a MAN. I love a hairy
chest." "Your chest looks pretty damn good too!" I proclaimed, looking
at her erect nipples. As I leaned over to take one in my mouth, Cyndi
pitched forward shoving almost her entire her titty in. My hands
reached around and began massaging her fat ass. "Suck my titty dammit.
Oh yeah, play with my ass too. Use me like one
of the bitches in your stories. I wanna be your bitch PlumpLvr, use me
like a whore from your stories, oh fuck yes yes yesssss." Damn her
pussy sure felt good, clenching and unclenching my cock as she bounced
up and down. Her nipples were like rocks in my mouth, I didn't hesitate
to bite them (gently of course) as we fucked. Since my hands were
already on her meaty backside I reared back and gave her a hearty slap
on the ass. "OH! Oh yeah baby!" she yelled. "Oh spank my ass like that
bitch in your story, oh like that Mandy girl. Oh yeah I've wanted you
to do me like her. OH!" she squealed again, when I gave her a second
pop, followed by several more. Cyndi was going nuts, she arched her
back and ground her crotch against mine. I could feel her pussy
spasming as she orgasmed. I was close to cumming myself, when she
slipped off me and collapsed on the floor breathing heavy. I sat and
watched her naked body lewdly, my cock twitching as I lusted after her.
When she looked up at me, her entire body changed. She went from
breathing heavy and tired to being lusty and erotic. She spun around
and laid flat on the floor in front of me, lying on her stomach, her
head at my feet. Gently she reached out and kissed my foot. "Master?"
she said gently. "Yes my slut." I replied in my deepest voice. She
moaned, continuing her gentle kisses. "I want to be nasty." she
whispered. "There was a bitch in one of your stories who wanted to be
nasty. I want to be nasty. Totally fucking nasty. Take me, master, take
your nasty slut any way you want. Use your bitch to get your nuts off.
Get your cock off on my body, use me as your fuck toy." She let out the
final word as a moan: "Please." My prick was literally twitching as she
begged me to take her. Or perhaps it was the sight of her big, sexy ass
gyrating on the floor, but I knew what I wanted. I slid forward,
pushing my chair back and dropped to my knees. I grabbed her by the
hair and shoved her face at my cock. "Suck it bitch. Suck my cock. Get
it ready for you." Cyndi did, slobbering all over my dick. While she
did I gave her flabby ass a few more slaps. When I thought it was wet
enough I moved around so I was now sitting over her thighs, my cock
poised at her ass. I pulled her ass cheeks wide open, revealing her
tight asshole. "Oh yessss..." she squealed. "Oh yes master, fuck my
nasty shit hole." I pushed forward, my cock pressed against her anus.
My dick was soaked, it popped in the opening easily. "OH!" she yelled.
"Oh oh oh!" I ignored her and forced my cock in, using her like she had
begged me. "Take it bitch! Take my cock you nasty cunt. How does it
feel, rammed up your shit chute?" "Nasssssty dammit! I'm a nasty bitch
who likes to have her ass fucked... oh yes dammit fuck my ass... " I
fell forward, my chest against her back. I slid my hands under her,
grabbing her tits and pinching her nipples. I really began thrusting
hard, slamming my cock deep in her wanton asshole. Cyndi raised her
head to meet mine so we could kiss, our tongues meeting, licking each
other. It didn't take long before I was ready to blow. "I'm gonna cum
bitch. You think you are ready to be really fuckin' nasty?" She got an
evil grin on her face. "Oh fuck yeah, do it, do me, make me a nasty
slut." When I was seconds away from orgasm I hopped up, my cock made a
slurping noise as it exited her shit hole. I flipped her on her side
and shoved my cock right into her face. I grabbed her by her hair, but
I didn't need to as she eagerly moved forward to take my crap coated
cock into her mouth. With my free hand I reached down and grabbed her
soaking wet pussy, shoving two fingers deep into her pussy, my palm
rubbing against her clit. We came together, Cyndi leaking her fluids
all over my hand, my cum filling her mouth. She did a good job of
swallowing my entire load, I don't think any escaped her hungry lips. I
collapsed on the floor beside her, breathing heavy. "Wow." was all I
could say. Cyndi snuggled up next to me, we laid on the floor hugging
for a bit, enjoying the quiet. It was Cindy who finally broke the silence.
"Can I ask you something?"
"Uh-huh."
"Um, are you going to, you know, ah..."
"Go ahead. What?" I assured her.
"Are you going to make this into a... story?"
"I suppose so. Do you want me to?" She looked up at me, smiling.
"Yes. I've always wanted to be in a PlumpLvr story."
And so she is...
PlumpLvr
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