I walk from the bathroom still tugging on my now soft cock, my hand slides down rubbing and pulling at my hairy balls. I sit on the edge of my bed and try to figure out what day it is. Tuesday, or maybe Wednesday? Either way I have to go to fucking work. I think about the boss`s assistant Rachel. Would she wear the white blouse that fits tight around her tits today? Sometimes the fabric pulls open at the buttons and I can see the lacey edge of her bra against the skin of her breast. My cock stiffens a bit, and I pull harder at it. I think about Rachel opening her blouse and begging me to cum on her tits. She wants me to rub my cock on her nipples as I jerk off. She wants to watch me play with myself. She wants me to cum on her. My hand pumps furiously at my erection. I`m naked on the edge of my bed, hunched over, knees together. With eyes closed in concentration, I smile at the fleshy sound of my hand slapping against my swollen balls. In less than thirty seconds I feel the tingle spread out from my groin and a thin stream of cum oozes from my piss hole onto my knuckles. I can feel the soreness again in my balls, but I don`t mind it. I wipe my hand on the dirty sheets and go to the window. The garbage truck is gone. The pavement in the alley is still wet from the rain. As I lean forward to get a glimpse of the sky my wilting hard-on presses against the wall. Dark clouds still hang low in the sky. I rub my cock harder against the wall beneath the window enjoying the sensation of the rough coldness. I look back at the stack of porn tapes. You get one movie free when you rent two at my video store. I got six tapes last night and watched three so far. I pick up one of the tapes I haven`t watched yet. Oriental Cunt Express. I love shaved Asian pussies. Do I have enough time before work? No, I`m going to be late as it is. Maybe if I skip the shower? I reluctantly drop the tape on top of the stack and head back into the bathroom. The hot water is about the only thing I can ever depend on in my rat hole apartment and I step under the steamy spray. I soap up. Arms, shoulders, pits, chest, stomach. I get my pubic hair foamed up, then soap my shaft and balls. They`ve softened in the hot water and my sack is loose and hanging low. I hate it when my nuts are pulled up tight. There are a lot more possibilities when your balls are loose and dangling. I wash my ass, cleaning away the remnants of baby oil from last night. I bend my knees slightly and my finger slips easily into my soapy asshole. After washing and rinsing my cock and ass a few more times I finish up and step out of the shower. All my towels are dirty or damp. I find a dry one in the other room, but as I pick it up I can feel the crust of dried cum on it. A quick whiff of the sweet smelling odor confirms it. Looks like I`m air drying again today. While I wait to dry I may as well watch the first scene of Cunt Express. I love that word cunt. Especially when women say it. I put the tape in and fast forward past the warnings, phone sex ads, and credits. The first scene is two girls, both with lots of pussy hair and small tits. Their bodies are tight and tan, their nipples dark and hard. My shrunken cock, still moist from the shower, reluctantly expands - struggling valiantly to become an honest hard-on. The scene is tame girl-on-girl stuff. I fast forward. Next scene is a girl solo. Just a small patch of dark hair at the top of her pussy. She spreads herself and begins to masturbate. I`m fascinated by masturbating women. It`s something private that I`m not supposed to see. It`s a secret that she doesn`t want me to know about. My cock is fully hard now and I lightly run my fingers along the sensitive underside. She turns over onto her knees, reaches between her legs, and continues fingering herself. I lean back and spread my legs. The air hits the dampness around my asshole and it feels good. I hold my shaft with just the tips of my thumb and index finger, sliding the soft thin skin of my cock up and down. The girl gets a dildo and rubs her cunt with it. I like fingers better and fast forward. Two girls and a guy are up next. Pretty standard lead in. Guy on a couch, a girl on each side. They rub his chest, feel his bulge through his pants, get naked. Both girls are going down on him. They lick and suck the head of his huge dick. One licks her way down his shaft. Please keep going. She licks his balls and I wrap my hand around my cock. Yes! I love when they suck the guy`s balls. She licks and teases each of his balls - cut to the other chick sucking him off. My hand slows and I wait… back to the ball sucking. She takes one gently into her mouth. Oh yeah, you like that don`t you, you slut. I`m jerking hard and fast now. She licks the underside of his ball sack. Yes, just like that you whore. Now the cocksucker climbs up and mounts the guy. Fuck. I rewind to where the licking starts. Yeah, right there, tongue his balls slut. I slide up to the edge of the bed so my own balls dangle between my legs. As I jerk off they slap off my hand, then against the mattress, then back off my hand. She licks and sucks his clean shaven scrotum and I time it so I cum just as she gets both balls in her mouth at once. I shake the last few drops of cum off the tip of my dick onto the rug and stop the tape. Man that was good. But that`s it I decide. I jacked off about eight or ten times last night, and twice already this morning. I`m not jerking off for the rest of today. I`ve got the tapes for three more days and I don`t want to use them all up today. Besides, now I`m really fucking late for work. I quickly brush my teeth and shave. I notice that my shriveled cock looks like a turtle`s head poking out of a damn birds nest. The guy in the video seemed so clean. His cock looked like something a chick couldn`t resist putting in her mouth. I look like something you want to step on and kill before it scuttles under the sofa and gets away. I splash some warm water on myself and fill my hand will shaving cream. I lather the foam over my balls and pubic hair. I put a fresh blade in the razor and carefully give it a try. I slowly work a small area above my cock clean. Alright, I can do this. I imagine that I must look like a depraved freak bent over my foam covered crotch concentrating like I was doing goddamn brain surgery. Slowly I shave away the hair. Damn there`s a lot of it. My cock was hard again seconds after I slathered it in shaving cream. I lift my shaft out of the way and carefully work the razor over my loose scrotum, pulling the skin taught and lightly running the razor across the soft skin. I finish up with a few dozen strokes under my sack where I can`t see and take a look at my handiwork. A few red spots here and there, no major bleeders, not bad for a first try. I rinse off and search for something clean enough to wear to work. I see the clock and realize that it took me almost forty-five fucking minutes to shave my dick! What the fuck was I thinking? I throw on the same jeans that I`ve worn for past three days, and a t-shirt that smells more like deodorant than b.o. - that counts as clean in my book - then head out. It`s drizzling when I get outside. I shove my hands in my pockets and head for the bus stop. I feel my clean-shaven balls sticking to the inside of my legs. That`s certainly a new sensation. On the way to the bus stop I pass a huge poster of an exquisitely airbrushed model in nothing but a bra and g-string. Damn I`d like to cum on her tits. A chick comes out of a shop ahead of me in these tight jeans with no pockets on the back. Her ass is perfect. God I want her to hold her cheeks spread open for me while I squirt a load right on her asshole. Something catches my eye and I glance into a store window. Fuck if that mannequin`s nipples aren`t poking through her dress. I would love to jizz all over that dress right now. I turn the corner and there`s a goddamned crowd at the bus stop. An old lady at the edge of the crowd tells me the subways are closed and they`re sending people up here to catch a connecting bus to the next station. She`s got enormous old lady boobs sagging to her waist. I wonder if she was hot when was younger? Well fuck this, I`m not waiting two hours so I can be four hours late for work. I head back to my room. On the way I think about finishing off that Oriental Cunt tape. My cock responds, pressing against the denim. My first instinct is to cover up and hide it until it goes away, but then I change my mind. I think about some girl seeing it. I know if one did she would ignore it, or maybe even make a disgusted face. But what if she smiled? What if a hot girl saw my hard-on bulging in my pants and liked it? Just the idea of a girl looking at my crotch gets me even harder. I reach my building. I didn`t see anyone notice. Maybe I could hang out here until someone did. With my luck it`d be a guy. Screw it. I head upstairs and strip down as soon as I`m through the door. Now that my cock is dry it`s getting a bit itchy from the shaving. I go and check it out again in the mirror. It`s not as red as earlier. Smooth. I can see my balls sliding around inside my scrotum like they`ve got minds of their own. Damn, I love my cock. The phone rings. Probably work. Fuck `em. I hit play on the VCR and fast forward through the rest of the Asian porn. Nothing worth jacking off to. I contemplate Amateur Ass Whores and Natural Boobanza 6. I decide to go online instead. I turn on the computer, an ancient piece of shit they were going to throw out at work when they upgraded. What the hell, it was free and puts me on the porno superhighway. I sit naked in a salvaged office chair, my hand absently fiddling with my limp cock as the modem sings its spastic song. I start with some chat room action. I go to the site and log in as Brad18 and head into a teen chat room. As far as the world knows I`m just another horny eighteen year old making crude comments in a chat room. Not much going on there. The usual where you from and how old are you bullshit. I try to private chat with a few chicks but they ignore me. Then I get one who wants to talk. She says she`s nineteen. I like it when young girls want to talk about sex. I love their openness, their curiosity, their freshness. Older women have an agenda. They hate men, or they don`t like giving head, or they were raped, or some messed up shit. They already know everything and they don`t want to deal with some naked degenerate sitting at his keyboard with his cock in his hand looking for a cheap thrill. Then again, back when I actually was eighteen the bitches wouldn`t give me the time of day either. I ask the girl if she masturbates. When was the first time she tried it? She tells me. My cock stiffens. When was the last time she played with her pussy? Did she ever get caught? She`s giving me short answers, no details. I`m getting soft. You ever watch porn? Sure, all the time. Sarcasm? I begin to wonder if I`m even talking to a chick. Softer still. I ask her if she`s still a virgin. Of course. I`m pretty sure this is a guy with a girl`s screen name. Fuck it, either way she`s boring. I log out. I pull up a search engine. Shaved pussies, enter, two-hundred and sixty-two thousand pages. Hidden camera, enter, two-hundred and eighty-five thousand pages. Lick my ass, enter, forty-eight thousand pages. I click a link at random. My screen fills with images of naked guys licking each other`s assholes. I notice they all have their balls shaved and I give mine a scratch, then try another link. Now I`ve got lesbians spreading their cheeks. Girls, tongues, and asses. I click through a few pages stroking my semi-hard cock as I browse. Nothing grabs me before I hit the end of the free tour and get hit up for thirty bucks to see the good stuff. I surf over to the usenet groups for more free porn. I check out the voyeurism groups. Girls in bathrooms and dressing rooms, topless women at the beach, and the occasional neighbor through the window. Interesting, but you never get good pussy shots. But I suppose that`s not what the voyeurism thing is about anyway. The urine group. Girls peeing everywhere. Peeing on each other, on guys faces, on themselves. The only turn on is that I`ve never seen a girl pee before. I mean a live girl peeing right in front of me. That would be something different. I wonder if I would like peeing on a girl. How would you bring that up in conversation? If I ever have a girlfriend I want to break up with I`ll ask her if I can piss on her. I`ll either get to try it, or she`ll dump me. Win, win. I browse through a group that has some pics of transsexuals. Guys with dicks and tits. I`m not into guys, but I can`t stop checking out these freaks. My damn cock is hard before I know it. Horny little bastard. Would I suck a cock if she looked like a woman? But she`s got a cock, she`s still a guy. Well if she looks enough like a woman maybe. Am I friggin` gay or what? I go to one of the gay groups to find out. Guys swallowing cocks, pretty-boys holding their dicks in poses I`m used to seeing chicks in, guys taking it in the ass. It doesn`t bother me to see this stuff, but I don`t think I want some dude ramming my ass either. Maybe a chick with a strap-on though. I find a shot of a guy sucking his own cock. Now that brings back memories. When I was fourteen I could get my cock into my mouth. Maybe I still can. I`m not the biggest guy in the world, but I`m above average in the penis length department - at least according to the experts. What the hell, I`ve got all day. I go to the bed and set up the pillows. I stroke my cock until it`s hard. Once it`s ready I lay back, head on the pillow, and swing my legs up over my head. My knees are by my ears, the head of my cock about six or seven inches from my face. I reach around the back of my thighs and pull. The muscles in my neck and back stretch tight, but my cock moves slightly closer. I exhale and pull again. Another inch closer. I flop my legs down and breathe deep. Damn I was close. Now I`m on a mission, I am going to suck my own cock. I spend about twenty minutes stretching, loosening up my neck and back. Damn this is a lot of work. I give it another try. I start off about as close as where I finished last time. I pull my legs in. My cock hovers closer and I reach out with my tongue. So close. I pull harder with one arm and reach around with the other and grab hold of my cock. I stretch my cock toward my mouth. The tip of my tongue touches my pee hole. Salty. I try again, but my neck and back are burning with the strain. How embarrassing would it be to break my fucking spine doing this. This is pretty damn stupid. But there`s no way I`m giving up now. Another ten minutes of stretching, and I`m back at it. I pull, and stretch, and bend. I tongue the tip of my dick. Deep breath, exhale, again. I can kiss the tip of my dick. Progress, deep breath, exhale, pull. The head of my cock slips between my lips. It`s soft and smooth and slick. My tongue slides up and down my pee hole. God this feels great. I relax and breathe. I pull my cock into my mouth again. My tongue can just reach the top of my shaft. I can`t hold back. I start stroking my cock hard and fast with the tip still in my mouth. Within seconds I feel the head swell and warm cum leaks into my mouth. I pull back and the cum is still flowing. It drips onto my lips and face. I shudder as the sensations dissipate through my body. I lay there on the bed, my neck stiffening and my cock going soft. The gobs of cum on my face become runny and slowly trickle down my cheeks and onto my neck. Why did I wait so long to try this again? That was great, but now I need something to get the taste of cum out of my mouth. As I`m wiping off my face and brushing my teeth the phone rings again. Probably work. I really should answer it. I pick up the phone, but don`t say anything. You there? It`s Rachel`s voice. Yeah, it`s me. Dave wants to know why you`re not here. She has no idea I`m standing here totally naked. Yeah, I tried to call earlier. I`m not going to be able to come in today. Without realizing it I`m playing with my balls. I picture her on the phone in that white blouse. I want to tell her I just had a mouthful of my own cum. I want to tell her I`m fondling my big shaved balls right now. You sick? Sick? Yeah… I`m, ah, real sick. You want to know how sick I am bitch? Come over here and spread your cunt for me and I`ll show you how sick I am! You going to be in tomorrow? Yeah, probably. I`d like to be in you tomorrow, you big-titted slut. Okay, I`ll tell Dave. Bye. I hang up, then drop back onto the bed. I rub my cock and balls for a while thinking about Rachel. Damn my nuts are sore. I`ve got to stop jerking off so much. I`m done for the day. I roll over onto my stomach and stretch the kinks out of my back. This is really going to hurt tomorrow. Time for a nap. I wake up a few hours later and watch TV for a while. Damn that blonde newscaster with the gap in her teeth is hot. I`d love to squat over her face and let her lick my dangling ball sack while I jack off into her hair. Flip. The mom in the floor wax commercial has a hell of a rack. Flip, flip. That girl in the sit com is going to be a smoking piece of ass when she`s legal. My stomach growls, I`ve got to get some food in me. As I swing out of bed I step on the butt plug I had in my ass last night. It`s laying on the rug covered in baby oil and lint. I should wash that thing off. I get a bowl of cereal. The milk is two days past the expiration date. I sit in front of the television as I eat, then put the bowl on top of the pile when I`m done. Now what do I do? No money. It`s pouring rain outside. And my stupid cock still hurts from jerking off for the past twenty four hours like a demented monkey. I go back to flipping through the channels. I get to a rerun of some hospital show where these two slutty nurses are talking about giving a guy a catheter in his penis. I wince at the thought of it and flip on. What the hell must that feel like, to have something shoved into your cock through your piss hole? A few seconds later my dick is at full attention, literally throbbing with anticipation. What can I say, he`s the boss. I get up and start hunting around my shit hole apartment. A pen? Too thick. Coffee stir? Sharp edges. Glass thermometer? It might break! I finally come up with a fancy chop stick thing. I only have one and don`t know where the fuck I got it. It feels like wood, with some kind of black lacquer on it. It`s tapered and rounded at the end. Perfect. I find an old jar of some generic petroleum jelly in the back of a cabinet in the bathroom and grease the stick up. Back on the bed I pop in the amateur tape and watch a couple of chicks getting their asses reamed. Enough stalling. I take my cock in my hand and hold it upright. I swirl the end of the stick around the opening of my pee hole. I spread the hole open a bit and dip the tip of the stick in. There`s a slight sting and I quickly pull it back. I don`t know about this. I jack my cock a few dozen times to get up my courage and try it again. I slip the stick into my pee hole and feel the sting, but I don`t pull back. I slowly and carefully slide it in a little further. Man this really does sting! But it also starts to feel good. I give another little push and I can feel the stick moving under the skin of my cock with my other hand. Weird. I should probably stop before I hurt something. I push it just a bit further. The sting really feels good now. I give my cock a tentative stroke. Feels okay. I push it in a little more, and try a couple more jerks. This is so fucking cool. I push the stick into my cock until I can feel the tip at the base of my shaft. I hold it there and go to the mirror. I look at myself with this chop stick poking out of the end of my cock. I hold the stick in while I start to jerk off. I start off slowly making sure I`m not going to damage anything. It feels strange and different. I move my hand faster and let go of the stick. As I masturbate the stick slowly rises, sliding up out of my pee hole. When it gets about halfway up, I slide it back in, all the while stroking my rock hard dick. I let it go again and really start whacking away. I`m still in front of the mirror watching myself masturbate with this stick in my cock. I lean forward and let my balls rest on the edge of the cold porcelain of the sink. My hand is moving up and down furiously now as I get closer to orgasm. Oh God, I`m going to cum with a fucking chop stick in my cock! I feel the tingle start in the tip of my cock and move down to my balls and ass. My balls tighten and I let go. The cum pushes the chop stick out of my cock and it falls into the sink. Cum continues to flow out in spurts and runs down my shaft. I let this first wave pass and lubricate my cock with my own cum. I then start again. The slick sound of my hand working up and down on my cum covered dick fills the room. I reach my other hand over to where the petroleum jelly jars sits open and scoop out a gob of it on my finger. I reach down and jam a finger into my asshole while I continue to jack off as fast and as hard as I can. I have to cum again. Just as I manage to get a second finger into my ass I feel it starting. I pump even harder, beating my sticky cock as fast as I can. My shoulder burns with the effort but I am rewarded with another orgasm even more intense than the one I had only seconds ago. Only a few drips of cum emerge this time, but every nerve in my body felt that one. I sit on the toilet and catch my breath. I clean the chop stick off and put it somewhere where I`ll be sure to remember it tomorrow. I take a good long shit, then get in the shower. It feels strange washing my hairless balls, but in a good way. I walk around my room eating another bowl of cereal until I`m dry and then crawl back into bed. I`m spent. I have cum enough to keep me satisfied for a week. I flip through the channels for a while as the rain patters against the window. Its dark out, and the sound of neighbors fighting echoes down the hallway. Damn my neck is tight. I wonder if any of the chicks in Natural Boobanza lick their own nipples? Nah, save it for later. Time for sleep - after I watch this music video with the hot black chicks dancing. Man look at those asses! I would love to cum on her mouth. God they are fucking horny sluts. I`m going to jack off this one last time, then I`m definitely going to sleep. I wonder what Rachel is doing right now...